Donald Makes Dems Dirty Drawers

From 8-19-16 episode of The Rob Zicari Show LIVE 10-1pm M-F

As I was driving to the studio yesterday, I noticed the unpleasant odor of feces. I looked at my shoes. Nope, didn’t step in dog crap. When I arrived at the studio, the doody stink was still there. What was it? Why was I smelling poop? Why?

I soon realized that the funk was coming from every Democrat, every liberal, every progressive who listened to Donald Trump’s speech on Thursday evening. Thousands of Hillary supporters had collectively soiled their undies. It was a sh*tbath. The poop smell was the result of everybody realizing that the Trump campaign had entered a new phase.

It started on Monday with the campaign shakeup. When Trump hired Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway, people expected Trump to be more outrageous, to go off script and off message and dig himself into a deeper hole. Because of Bannon’s reputation as a provocative media firebrand, people expected Trump to be even more pugilistic and savage.

So what happened? Trump delivers a well-received foreign policy speech on Tuesday. Very presidential. Democratic stomachs started to gurgle. Then there was the law and order speech in Milwaukee, where Trump jumped 10 points in the polls with black voters afterwards. Libs were starting to shart.

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But it was Donald Trump’s speech Thursday night in Charlotte that made Democrats literally lose their sh*t, particularly this passage:

As you know, I am not a politician. I have worked in business, creating jobs and rebuilding neighborhoods my entire adult life. I’ve never wanted to learn the language of the insiders, and I’ve never been politically correct – it takes far too much time, and can often make more difficult.

Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. I have done that, and I regret it, particularly where it may have caused personal pain. Too much is at stake for us to be consumed with these issues.

But one thing I can promise you is this: I will always tell you the truth.

That was it. That was the moment when Democrats, liberals and the media lost control of their bowel functions. The poop smell is especially strong out here in California, which is pretty much wall to wall liberals, at least in the urban areas. Democrats know they are going to lose, and it is scaring the sh*t out of them. They are scared sh*tless.

Just when they thought it was over, they are hit with another wave of uncontrollable diarrhea. While Obama is golfing, while Hillary Clinton is doing God knows what, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are down in Louisiana handing out food, water, clothing, supplies and toys to flood victims.

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This is why liberals are soiling themselves. A foreign policy speech, an apology and helping flood victims. Five days of being on point and presidential. Democrats are crapping their pants because they know it’s over. People don’t want Hillary Clinton. When Donald Trump says things that are a little kooky, it makes it harder for people who hate Hillary to go with Trump. But what the past week has shown is that Trump gets it. He knows that what worked in the primaries won’t work now. When the people who despise Hillary see this Trump, they say, “Yeah. Definitely not gonna vote for Hillary. Gotta go with Trump.”

That’s why I’m smelling poop. Dems are losing their minds.

It’s amusing watch CNN try to cover for Hillary and Obama. They remind everybody that the Department of Homeland security has already been to Louisiana. The Democratic governor told President Obama not to come out right now. Gov. John Bel Edwards told Obama he needs to wait about a week, so that’s why he’s out golfing. DHS director Jeh Johnson said, “The president can’t be everywhere. He has a very busy schedule this fall and in the coming days.” Johnson said President Obama is monitoring the situation from his vacation home in Martha’s Vineyard. Obama is busy. He’s busy golfing.

Remember how much flak George Bush got for his government’s slow response during Hurricane Katrina? The Red Cross has said that this is worse than the Katrina flooding, but Obama’s busy. Or the governor told him not to come yet. Which one is it? When Bush didn’t respond to the Katrina flood quickly enough, he was tortured by the media. They were outraged when he did a fly over for Katrina instead of tending to the victims. Obama himself joined in the chorus of disapproval for the former president.

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I remember round-the-clock coverage of Katrina. I remember the narrative of George Bush doesn’t like black people. Here we are today with a disaster that the Red Cross says is worse than Katrina, and I’ve seen more coverage of Ryan Lochte and his buddies raising hell in Rio than the 13 people who are dead and the thousands more who are displaced in Louisiana. Our president is too busy playing golf at Martha’s Vineyard to show up. Amazing.

This week will be remembered for being the week where Donald Trump found his footing and Democrats pooped their pants. This could very well be the turning point in the race. This past week showed Dems they are in trouble. The media will try to downplay Trump’s trip to Louisiana and call it a photo-op. They are going to do whatever they can do because they know Trump can win.

This is it. The first debate is a week from Monday. Paul Manafort helped get the campaign through the convention, and now Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway are going to take it to the finish line.

Anyone got any air freshener?

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